Kylie farts

I would love to know who searched for ‘Kylie farts’ which appeared in my blog stats in the search engine bit.

I won money again

I just added some money into my National Lottery account to play the lottery at the weekend, I had a couple of pounds left in my account so I played a daft wee online game of Snakes & Ladders and I won another tenner! Woohoo.

This Belongs to Lionel Richie

We went through to see ‘Limmy’s Show’ at The Stand during the Edinburgh Comedy Festival and someone had stuck this to Brian’s poster outside The Stand. Was it you?

Property of Lionel Richie

Scottish Summer

Glasgow Weather Forecast

This weather is absolutely depressing. Every day, grey and miserable and the forecast for the next 5 days is rain, grey clouds and more rain. Goodbye Summer. It really is depressing.

Is it not about time Paul Weller got a haircut?

Get a haircut

How long has Paul Weller had the ‘hair growing over the ears with a very, short fringe and a wee spikey bit sticking up at the top’ hairstyle? Can someone tell him it looks daft? There are grown men out there copying that hairstyle in the mistaken belief that it looks good. Some of you might be thinking ‘but it’s Paul Weller, he’s cool’ but just think if your boyfriend/husband/dad/uncle/friend turned up at the pub with that hair style, just think about it. They would look totally ridiculous and Liam Gallagher isn’t helping either:

Liam's Gallagher's bob

Oasis playing at SECC, Glasgow

Looking good, Liam

Well I won’t be going. The last time they played in the SECC I paid over 30 quid for a ticket for 30 minutes of Oasis. They walked off stage after half an hour because people were throwing things on the stage and Liam Gallagher stormed off in a huff (rock and roll) and did we get refunded for our tickets? Did we fuck. I had been to see Oasis every time they played in Scotland up until that point, but that just sickened me so it did. Aye, cheers for the support eh?

Also, the SECC is such a shite venue for gigs, it’s characterless and sounds echoey. I think it’s pure greed when a band like Oasis play in such a crap venue so they can squeeze as many people in as possible to line their pockets. Don’t give me the ‘they need a big venue to give all the fans an opportunity to see them’ crap, if they cared about the fans they wouldn’t have walked off, never to return, all those years ago. Plus, their new single is just the same old shite they’ve been making for the last fuck knows how many years.

P.S. Sorry for swearing so much

Face your manga

If you’re looking for a nice, wee distraction for 5 minutes try creating your very own manga avatar here: www.faceyourmanga.com

Here’s mine:

my Manga avatar

Thanks to Keavy for the link.

I won the lottery

I played the lottery online yesterday for the first time and I won a tenner. I think that probably means I’m going to win the jackpot on Saturday.

Update:
I did win the lottery on Saturday, another tenner. Not quite what I was hoping for but you cannae complain.

Nu meedja

If you find yourself saying or typing or even thinking ‘nu meedja’ instead of ‘new media’ then don’t because you sound like a total wank. I am exempt from this for this post alone.

Men drivers

typical man driver

Men really do have a cheek to complain about women drivers. Almost every time I go out in my car I am on the receiving end of some sort of testosterone fuelled road rage.

What is it with these men who, when they are behind the wheel of a car, behave in a totally aggressive and unreasonable way?

The other day I was driving through the town and there was a car in front of me being driven by an old man in his sixties (at a guess). He was going at about 20mph so I naturally overtook him as I was doing 30mph. The next thing I know he’s zoomed up behind me then weaves dangerously in and out of a few cars so that he could cut in front of me. He then went on to do the same all the way up the road and this is a busy part of town with people walking about and crossing the road. A grown man, older than my dad, driving like an absolute maniac because I overtook him. What was he trying to do, seriously? Make a young woman (young compared to him anyway) feel intimidated on the road? Perhaps make me crash? Because I drove past him at 30mph? He should be ashamed of himself.

The same night another man, in one of those big petrol guzzlers, was driving behind me through the town. When we approached traffic lights he moved into the left lane. When he realised he actually should have been in the right lane (the lane I was in), he decided just to speed up and push in front of me forcing me to break. But I bet he would let me walk on a bus ahead of him, or hold a door open for me but in a car? NO WAY AM I GETTING IN FRONT OF HIM.

On both those occassions I, a woman driver, had to do the sensible thing to prevent a silly man from causing an accident and this sort of thing happens almost every time I go out in my car and it’s always men. People say women drivers are over cautious but no wonder, we have to be, to prevent these grown up boys from causing mayhem on the roads.

Can you imagine if these men behaved that way while walking up the street?

I hate men, well they’re useful for some things, but they are bloody terrible drivers http://www.apa.org/topics/controlanger.html