Archive for October, 2007

Halloween and Bill Hicks

October 29, 2007

It’s nearly here folks. The day when all us childless people turn off our lights and creep about indoors being careful not to alert the outside world that we’re in the house so we don’t need to listen to little children we couldn’t care less about telling jokes or singing songs and generally disturbing our relaxation time.

Don’t get me wrong, I like children and I’m glad we keep things like Halloween alive to give children some magic in their lives but, up until now, I have chosen not to have children and I don’t want to have to join in these childish activities or to be made to feel guilty about not joining in these childish activities. I suggest ’childless house’ stickers to put on our doors at Halloween so us childless folks can avoid that awkward, fake smiley ’aren’t the wee boys & girls so cute’ (when you’re really thinking ‘fuck off and let me get back to my glass of wine’) moments.

“…those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going “what, what?” Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they’re special! I’m aware of that. I’m just here to tell you, that they’re NOT!”

- Bill Hicks

Bloody freezing!

October 25, 2007

Oh it’s getting right cold out.

I was only just saying a couple of weeks ago how it’s much warmer now than it used to be back in the day (thinking back to halloween as a youngster when you were all wrapped up and it was still freezing and you could see your breathe when you breathed out) and now, 2 weeks later, it’s suddenly bloody freezing. It’s strangely reassuring in a way.

Ringtone Scam – www.get-tone.com

October 24, 2007

I’m ashamed to say, I was scammed by a ringtone company called get-tone.com – http://www.get-tone.com/

I really should have known better but this is what happened. I got a text last week that said, ‘Free Rihanna Shut Up and Drive Ringtone’ and you can click to download it, so, stupidly you might say, I downloaded it. I knew, by downloading the ringtone, I would probably end up getting some annoying text messages encouraging me to download more shite but, in a moment of weakness, I just decided to download it. I clicked on the download button and a wee downloading bar appeared on my phone for about 4 seconds then my phone made a wee sound signifying the ringtone had downloaded and that was that.

So, just over a week later I get a text message saying ‘thank you for signing up to ring-tone.com’ and that it was ‘£4.50 per week’ with the option to unsubscribe. I checked my balance and they had taken £4.50 out of my account. I was absolutely raging as I hadn’t authorised any payment to come out my account or subsribed to anything. So, I phoned up to complain. To cut a long story short, I told them that I didn’t authorise a payment to come out my account, it was theft, give me my money back. The guy on the phone said he couldn’t refund my money as I had downloaded the ringtone but he would unsubscribe me. I said, no the ringtone was free, give me my money back. He said it clearly states in the Terms & Conditions on the site that after 1 week, if you dont unsubsribe you will be charged for the ringtone. I said the Terms & Conditions were not shown when I dowloaded the ringtone and that it’s deliberately deceptive to trick people into signing up. This went on for about 20 minutes with me getting angrier and angrier and him refusing to give me a refund. Any reputable company would have given me a refund straight away. Eventually though, after I refused to go off the phone, he gave me a refund.

So what these companies do is get you to download the ringtone, sign you up automatically, take £4.50 out your account after one week (probably fully expecting you to unsubsribe once you realise you have been charged) but they have your initial £4.50 and won’t refund it to you. If this happens to hundreds or thousands of people on a weekly basis, that’s a lot of £4.50’s.

So, if this happens to you, dont download the bloody ringtone like I did and, if you have downloaded it and you are reading this, phone up and complain and stand your ground until you get your money back! Then report the company who scammed you.

Interestingly, I noticed the company are based in 111 West George Street, Glasgow. Hmmm…

Read what BBC news has to say about text message scams 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4208873.stm

If you are scammed, complain to these people
http://www.phonepayplus.org.uk

Update
I eventually had to change my phone number as the bas****s kept taking my money even after insisting they had removed my number from their database several times. I believe this is theft but it seems they are getting away with it.

9 weeks and 1 day until Christmas

October 22, 2007

That’s 3 weeks and 6 days until the Christmas lights get switched on in George Square.

http://www.winterfestglasgow.com/whatson/Christmas%20Lights/index.htm

Happy Birthday Limmy!

October 20, 2007

33 years ago today this handsome chap was born.

Happy Birthday Limmy!

‘mon Scotland!

October 17, 2007

That’s me heading in to town to watch the Scotland game with my friends, while Brian sands and vanishes the floor in the hall. Ah, it’s a hard life so it is.

Jobsworth at the Kylie Exhibition

October 16, 2007

I went to see the Kylie exhibition at the Kelvingrove Art Galleries. Just outside the entrance to the exhibition is a sign saying ‘No mobile phones’ so, on seeing the sign and just as I walked in the entrance, I took my phone out my bag to switch it off and I hear ‘Can I ask you to switch your mobile phone off please?’ from a uniformed woman standing right at the entrance (where the sign is). I gave her a look that suggested I thought she was stupid, and said, ‘that’s what I’m doing’. Ok, so it was a bit cheeky of me but, if she had stopped to think for a second, she would have quickly realised that I was switching my phone off (as I had just passed the sign at the entrance). I had barely just stepped into the exhibition! Anyway, about 10 minutes later a wee boy of about 6 rested his bum on one of the stages that the dresses are displayed on, so he was half sitting on it, and I hear ‘Can I ask you not to sit on the plinth please?’ in exactly the same way as she had asked me to switch off my mobile phone. Bloody jobsworth!

Talking of Kylie, her new single is totally shite.

Curvy V’s Size Zero

October 16, 2007

What do you thinks sexier, a woman with a fuller figure or a junky, emm I mean size zero?

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Cheers

October 12, 2007

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If you are reading this from work, why the hell are you still in work? It’s Friday! For pity’s sake will you get your arse home or to the pub or something.

Cheers!

Eric Clapton’s autobiography

October 12, 2007

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I recommend you read this, I haven’t actually read it myself yet but I’m going to stick my neck out and say it’s great.

…he found out his sister was actually his mum, he was in love with George Harrisons wife for years and had an affair with her, he had a relationship with a 15 year old girl when he was 26 and got her addicted to heroin, he was addicted to heroin for years, then alcohol, he played a full concert while steaming drunk and lieing down on the stage with the mike lieing next to his head, his son died in a horrible accident…

 That sounds like a good read to me.